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giving my enemies psychic damage by being too horny on main
giving my enemies psychic damage by being too horny on main
i love rudolph
Fortune Teller: I see flames, and five- no- seven skeletons carrying your body away, as a murder of crows flies over your head.
Customer: Is that good?
Fortune Teller: No idea. But it looks- [mouth clicks twice] like, super badass.
Sometimes….I am a little cat doing things I should not….
And God is the one who tiredly yells Hey at me
THIS IS THE LUCKY TEST POST (in a text post)
Reblog for good luck on a test you studied fuck all for.
me at 4 am on a school night
“Welp I can’t fix that shit”
This was exceptional
I’ve never seen such an accurate example of what conversations with your best friends are like.
8hy:
me? overreacting? probably
If you gave seth everman a big sword he would be severman
